I get it. These are a bit pricey, but I'm not exactly running a T-shirt factory in my house. Production costs for short runs of high quality are expensive. Complain enough, (or provide better suggestions), and I'll happily find a better source and lower the price. 

Black crew-neck t-shirt, with "Ask me how to fix your Wi-Fi" on the back in white letters. Front emblem area: "eight02.me"

• Quality short-sleeve crew-neck t-shirts, 100% pre-shrunk cotton (cotton/polyester blend for gray colors), heavy weight fabric for comfortable feel. Fit is unisex standard (size up in doubt)
• Treat yourself, or make this shirt the perfect gift on birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all
• Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low for easy care
• IMPORTED

Mens' sizes Small - 3X
Womens' sizes Small - XL